27th Anniversary Haiku
An anniversary haiku, in two parts
At the Outer Banks
Anniversary weekend
Beach, booze, and seafood
It's hot on the beach
27 years later
I'm still hot for her
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Valentine's Day Haiku 2018
Fuck Cancer
Thirtieth Valentine's Day
Thirty more coming
It's edgy haiku in the 3-7-5 format.
I just made that up. I have no idea if 3-7-5 haiku is a thing. If not, it should be.
I used to consume a lot of those candy hearts around this time of year …
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I've Been Married For 26 Years
As has become tradition, I posted an anniversary haiku.
Venus got her temple
Gorbachev got arrested
and I got you babe.
As of this posting, I've got over 60 likes on Facebook, and not one comment on the haiku. I worked in Roman mythology, cold war history, and, Sonny and …
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A Relationship In Haiku
Cold walk to party
Met cute girl in passing there
She asked my friend out
Cold feet, girlfriend, oops
Friend set me up with cute girl
My girlfriend showed up
Indiana cold
Gentleman, I walked her home
She kissed me goodnight
The frat boy shuffle
Sorority Formal Dance
She kissed …
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