Valentine's Day Haiku 2018

Posted on 02/14/2018 in misc

Candy Hearts

Fuck Cancer
Thirtieth Valentine's Day
Thirty more coming

It's edgy haiku in the 3-7-5 format.

I just made that up. I have no idea if 3-7-5 haiku is a thing. If not, it should be.

I used to consume a lot of those candy hearts around this time of year. I'd still like to, but getting old means I can't do that anymore. One bag of candy hearts is probably about one month of gym time to burn off those calories. I guess getting older also means it's easier to make better decisions, like not eating all those sugar bombs.

We celebrated last weekend with a date night - dinner and a concert. We'll probably go to the gym tonight, I bet it is empty.

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