Noah was a Time Lord.
This conversation took place yesterday at the Vet.
Me: (referencing a large painting of Noah's Ark in the waiting room) I wonder how he got two of every animal in the boat.
Breck: The boat must be a lot bigger on the inside than it appears.
Me: So Noah's Ark was a really a TARDIS?
Breck: And that would make Noah a Time Lord.
Finally, it all makes sense!