No soliciting

Yesterday Michelle says to me, "Do you like the sign on the front door?"

I replied, "What sign?"

She then explains that she was tired of the solicitors ringing the doorbell, so she put up a no soliciting sign.

I look at her and say, "You read that on Dooce didn't you?"

Her reply was about a 5 second blank stare and then I hear "Oh my God, I did read that on Dooce."

I expect my wife to start drinking tequila and swearing like a drunken sailor any day now