From: bolton@ooh.dircon.co.uk
(Tony Bolton)
Subject: fan mail
Date: Sat, 28 Feb 1998 14:16:30 GMT
Organization: Ooh! Multi-Line
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To: chrisod@bigfoot.com
Hi Chris! How ya doing? I'm Sally or to my friend's 'Sal. I consider you
my friend so you can call me 'Sal'. I am your biggest #1 fan in the
universe and I mean that I really do!. but don't woory I'm not about to
stalk you! ha! ha!. I found two e-mail addresses so I'm mailing both
which I hope you are reading. Anyway I'd first like to congratulate you
on your marriage to Caroline. She must be a very nice woman to marry a
guy like u, I hope you're happy together, your marriage was perfect and
was the happiest day of your life, but I would love to be in Caroline's
shoes!.I keep a folder of you with pics and snippets and your posters
are all on my wall. You looked gorge in Mad Love and Batman Forever and
I even went to see your costume you looked so fit in. You have got to
be the most hottest male species that ever existed and you always will
be to me ( personally I think you are cuter than Leo DiCaprio).
Whenever I'm feeling down or upset, I would just look up to you and
think about you and cheer me up and make me smile again. Let me tell
you somethings about me. I'm Sally Bolton and I live in Surrey, England
(it's near london), I love u, dogs, sports - especially tennis ( I'm a
junior champion) and karate (I'm a yellow belt), drawing (art), going
to the cinema, playing sport, eating pasta. I'm a typical Sagittarius
so I like the outdoors, mabye because my family went camping every
summer, so I'm quite tanned. I have 2 sisters ( a twin sister and a
older one who's at university). I love being active and I'm a massive
theme park fan! I would love to do bungee jumping, sky diving -
anything that makes life fun!. Here's a secret fact! - You may have
heard of the R n B band Another Level, they are signed to American
rapper Jay - Z's record company, well the lead singer Dane, is my
cousin!, you don't have to believe me, not many people do, but it's
true!. Well this is geting a rather long letter, so I'll cut the love
poems and messages out, but hear me out!. you probably have loads of
fans writing to you, but please please do you think I can have your
autograph?, please Chris?. I've liked you since I was 11/12 yrs old and
you are really special to me. i would love your autograph! If you do
find time for a loyal fan please, please send me one. My address is 26
St Margarets Ave, North Cheam, Surrey, SM3 9TT, England. Or if you can
not do that, do you reckon you could drop me line on my e-mail address
- bolton@ooh.dircon.co.uk as I have heard you sometimes reply to fans,
so please just to say hi! to your biggest fan! please? Thanx Chris -
Take care of yourself
Love always - Sally xxx (15 1/2 )
P.S - This letter his to the cute and rule Chris O'Donnell not that one
with the same name!. Hi! to any American CO'D fans out there, and if
you want to write to me, go ahead!
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Those crazy Brits...
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1998 23:04:47 +0200
From: "Sørby VVS"
<npn1077@vip.cybercity.dk>
X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.03 [da]
(Win95; I)
To: chrisod@bigfoot.com
Subject: I love you
Hej Chris!!
You are just so beautyfull, and a very good actor, love "In love and war", great movie.
Love from Tina, Denmark!!
P.s Yesterday I dreamed that I meet you and we fall in love, wierd dream ha? But a nice dream
How weird - yesterday I had a dream...oh never mind.
X-Originating-IP: [195.34.197.86]
From: "Sally Bolton" <sally_bolton@hotmail.com>
To: chrisod@cyberatl.net
Subject: information
Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 08:32:18
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am a massive fan of the *actor* Chris O'Donnell, I e-mailed another
address (chrisod@bigfoot.com) but I got a reply saying they were not
the *actor*l Chris O'Donnell, so could you please give me any e-mail or
any contact address for him, or any of his fans or any web pages I can
e-mail about him? please!!!!!!!!!!!. I'm his number one fan!!!!!
Thanx
Sally xxx
sally_bolton@hotmail.com
I would think his number 1 fan would have all his Web pages bookmarked
From: "Robyn Hodge" <robynh5@connectu.net>
To: "Chris Eugene O'Donnell"
<chrisod@cyberatl.net>
Subject: Just A Short Hello!
Date: Tue, 29 Jul 1997 17:30:26
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X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: Microsoft Internet
Mail 4.70.1161
Hello Mr. O'Donnell,
Just a few lines to say that I think you are Casanova of the big screen!
A tender and dramatic actor, whenever I watch you in a movie it feels
like you grab my heart strings and all my attention. Your personality
glows and I can see your halo. Sounds stupid, Huh? Anyway, something
more funny, Yesterday (7-28-97), I sent you a e-mail, but I forgot to
change the senders address, IT was sent in my brothers address, maybe
you recognize it as jerryh5? Well, thats really me, told you that I
used to see a guy that looked just like you and that he could play as
your younger self. Not to want you to think wierd stuff, I just caught
the mistake myself. Not a PSYCO on the NET!! You are a wonderful actor
and I'm sorry to say I missed Batman and Robin down here but as soon as
it comes out I plan on buying it, I have all thus far. And I hope to
see you in futher movies. Stay straight and take x-tra care!
Sincerely,Robyn M.Hodge
1316-5 Barbee Rd.
Shelby, N.C.28150
(robynh5@connectu.net)
From: "nan herron" <nherron@worldnet.att.net>
To: <chrisod@bigfoot.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 13:38:24
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: Microsoft Internet
Mail 4.70.1155
Hi Chris, I guess u kinda caught me off gaurd because I was looking for imformation on the Hollywood Chris O'Donnell.
Oh well, You're cute too.
Obviously a person of superior taste and intellect :)
Dear Low Life Scum,
Dont you wish that you were that fine actor Chris O Donnell. I hope he
finds out your using his name without his authorization, that way your
stupid ass can get sued.Im writing this letter and wasting my time
because it concerns me because it has to deal with Chris O Donnell,
otherwise i wouldnt even bother.Anyhow im going to stop writing because
your not worth my precious time. So bye bye you wannabe.
Concerned fan,
A.G. a.k.a. POOKY
Since I'm older, maybe I should think about suing him!
From: KJoie@aol.com
Date: Tue, 1 Jul 1997 02:34:15
To: chrisod@cyberatl.net
Subject: hello
Hey Chris!!!!!
I can't believe I finally found you. Well, I just saw your movie
yesterday. Clooney doesn't seem like he was right for that part. As
for you, I thought you looked better in that black outfit (black jeans
and sweater).Do you really answer people back? If you find enough time
to write, send me an autograph. Congratulations on your marriage!!
But to tell you the truth, I was very sad that day. About moi, I live
in Palm Springs and I graduated last year from high school. I just got
this computer and it keeps me up all night!! I just read one of those
computer magazines that interviewed you. I can't believe you can stand
listening to people talk about your wife like that. But it's hilarious
since they don't even know that your reading their conversation. Write
back if you have a second. I would really appreciate hearing from you.
Kjoie@aol.com
Makes one wonder about the quality of an education at Palm Springs High.
Reply-To: <guilorie@skyinet.net>
From: "Guillermo" <guilorie@skyinet.net>
To: <chrisod@bigfoot.com>
Date: Fri, 20 Mar 1998 22:18:39
dear mr. wannnabe chris o'donnell,
is your website really a joke??? you are just waisting your time and
your also waisting our time!!!!!!!!! i've read some of the letters,some
of those girls think that you really are chris o'donnell and some of
those girls knows already what the thruth is, soon this website will
never be visited by people, and of course who's to blame...........
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. i wrote this because i also like chris' acting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"GEORGE PAIRAN" <g.pairan@worldnet.att.net>
To: <chrisod@bigfoot.com>
Date: Sat, 25 Apr 1998 21:45:12
Dear Chris,
I just wanted to say how hot and sexy you are and that I will allways
love you. I have never had a boyfriend and pobably never will but I
will allways dream of you. I have to go (sigh) but remember I love you.
Your friend
Love
Heather
P.S.You're so sexy
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
X-Sender: father@idirect.com
Date: Sat, 29 Nov 1997 19:09:09
To: chrisod@cyberatl.net
From: Dustin Henderson <father@idirect.com>
Subject: Chris' Place Fan
Saturday, November 29, 1997
Dear Chris O'Donnell,
Good evening, my name is Dustin Henderson. I am 20 years old. And
I go to school at Applewood Acres School at 2180 Harvest Drive in
Mississauga, Ontario: Canada. And my teacher's name is Mr. Hugh
Anderson which he almost looks like actor Malcolm Jamal Warner on TV's
The Cosby Show that he used to do with Bill Cosby on NBC Thursday
evenings from September 20, 1984 to September 17, 1992. Although Mr.
Hugh Anderson is 3 years older than Malcolm Jamal Warner. He & I
saw you in the movie, "School Ties" on TV on CITY-TV's Great Movies at
9:00PM on CITY-TV Channel 57, Cable 7 in Toronto, Ontario: Canada.
And I knew so many people like I knew Sean Hughes before when he pulls
the fire-alarm like wheh he pulled the fire-alarm twice at Applewood
Acres School, and once at Meadowvale Secondary School, and 5 times at
the South Common Pool in the Summer 1997 Daycamp Vacation Trip. But
he didn't get arrested though. And I have a lot of friends that love
you which are Michelle Vanheed, Christine Dixon, and Christine
Suzack. They've seen you in School Ties, Scent Of A Woman, Blue Sky,
and Circle Of Friends. Hugh Anderson was born on March 2, 1967, Sean
Hughes was born on April 13, 1977, I was born on June 28, 1977,
Michelle Vanheed was born on December 21, 1978, Christine Suzack was
born on May 23, 1980, and Christine Dixon was born on October 20, 1965.
Yours Truly,
Dustin Henderson
Mississauga, Ontario: Canada
Huh?
Date: Thu, 17 Jul 1997 00:29:38
From: Dorit Weinberg <mccca23@uvm.haifa.ac.il>
Reply-To: mccca23@uvm.haifa.ac.il
Organization: University of Haifa
To: chrisod@cyberatl.net
Subject: Read before throwing to the garbage [P.S- thank you].
Dear Chris (Is that you??),
hello! Well, I'm probebly not your first correspondent, never- the-
less, I hope I"ll be more interesting and less scary (...). I've just
been reading your biography in the internet, which I must admit that
amazed me (you're a very interesting person): I had no idea you had
begun your career as a model (although you do look good...) and that
you're fond of my favourite movie ("IT"S A WONDERFULL LIFE")!! I
guess that after succeeding as a famous movie star, your career as a
model ended, but don't worry! I'm sure that your acting suits you
better than modelling,(both FINANCIALLY and talently). I mostly loved
your performence at "SCENT OF A WOMAN", maybe because you had a very
touching part - as such a helpless youth, who faces the corrupted
reality (or in other words- a naive), and , of course, the beautiful
ending, in which the truth is finally revielved! I hope you (CHRIS.O)
wonder by now who I am, and if you're not-that's very saddenning, for I
believe that this kind of letter deserves attention and appreciation
(DON'T YOU AGREE??).So, I'm ELINOR (like Ema Thompson at "SENSE AND
SENSIBILITY"), I'm 18 years old, and if you'd like to correspond or
commit or even just say thank you- you're welcomed to write
to:<mccca23@uvm.haifa.ac.il>
Waiting for your reply,
ELINOR.A.
P.S- Good luck in the future, and keep being such a great actor (I, personally, liked Robin better than Batman!!).
BYE-BYE!!
Have you ever wondered what Chris O'Donnell, the famous actor,
would think and feel about what you're doing? Or don't you care?
Probably the latter since you don't care about making fools of innocent
girls. If Chris O'Donnell knew what you were doing, couldn't you get
into "legal" trouble? By the way, does your wife know what you are
doing??? It's cruel to laugh at other people's ignorance. You must
realize, what goesaround, comes around. Don't you? And also, it'll be
alot worse when ithappens to you.I hope it's soon, for the sake of
those poor girls that you keep on fooling.
Hoping you'll see the error in your ways,
Cher.
A little socialist in the making. It's my fault that people are stupid...
From: BABY1997@aol.com
Date: Thu, 10 Jul 1997 23:27:44
To: chrisod@cyberatl.net
Subject: HI CHRIS!!!!!!
DEAR CHRIS,
IF YOU ARE READING THIS I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU TAKING YOUR TIME.I THINK
YOU ARE SO GREAT.I PROBABLY SAW EVERY MOVIE YOU WERE IN.I ESPECIALLY
LOVED "IN LOVE AND WAR".YOU ARE SO GOOD LOOKING.HELL,YOUR GORGEOUS.I'M
NOT ONE OF THOSE OBSESSED PEOPLE....WELL,MAYBE I AM.ANYWAYS I THINK
YOUR TERRIFIC NOT ONLY TERRIFIC LOOKING I MEAN YOUR ACTING TOO.EVERY
PART FITS YOU PERFECTLY...IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOUR SO TALENTED.I'M
NOT GOING TO BE LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER PEOPLE THAT JUST TALK ABOUT YOUR
BODY AND STUFF....ALTHOUGH YOU DO HAVE A NICE BODY AND BUTT.WELL,I
WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD E-MAIL ME BACK AT
BABY1997@AOL.COM.......I WON'T BE EXPECTING ANYTHING BECAUSE I KNOW
YOUR BUSY.BUT CAN YOU PLEASE TRY?OH AND GOOD LUCK WITH CAROLINE YOU
GUYS MAKE THE GREATEST COUPLE.I KNOW THAT RELATIONSHIP IS GOING TO LAST
BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A BIG SHOT ACTRESS WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT MONEY.IT WAS
A SMART CHOICE MARRYING A TEACHER.I WISH YOU BOTH BEST WISHES.OH AND IF
YOU DO E-MAIL ME BACK CAN YOU TELL ME ALL THE MOVIES YOU WERE IN AND
THE MOVIES IN THE FUTURE THAT YOU'LL BE IN???THANKS!!! =0)
LOVE ALWAYS,@--}---}---
JENNIFER
AKA BABY1997
At first I thought you were the real Christopher "Eugene"
O'Donnell. I'm a huge fan of his. I read some of the e-mails that other
people sent, and it seemed most of them thought you were the Chris
O'Donnell from Scent of a Woman, The Three Musketeers, The Chamber,
etc. I think it's cool that you have the same name as a Hollywood star
- if that is your REAL name, that is. By the way, I'm Cathy Ahn from
Southern California. (And I think I know Sandra Lang) I want to tell
you that your homepage was neat.........um.......except for the part
about politics and all that junk. I'm not too interested in politice -
I'm only 14. Well, it said in your homepage that you usually write
back, so I'll be waiting for your reply.
Bye
Cathy
She is 14 and she got the joke. That says something about all the college students that didn't get it.
Hello, this is Shannon, Allison, and Laura.
Wow, you are
really hot! We love all your movies.Especially Circle of Friends and
Mad Love. You are a really talented actor. We just recently saw In Love
and War, and absolutely loved it. Our E - mail adress is
suprcrain@cheshire.net
Please write and tell us more about your FINE self.Once again you are so
HOT and Shannon LOVES YOU SO
MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so, final question: Will you marry Shannon? She is miss New Hampshire.
LOVE ALWAYS SHANNON AND the others
Anybody know if Miss New Hampshire's name is Shannon?
hi! our names are Jeanie and Jamie. We are big major really huge
fans of yours. we were wondering when your birthday is and how old you
will be. we won't go into how gorgeous your blue eyes are or good you
are at acting that would take a while. anyway we were just surfing the
net and saw your web page and E-Mail address so we thought we should
e-mail you and we did. so later. My eyes aren't blue, and I can't act.
Oh well.....
Dear Chris, Just came upon your web page. Pretty neat for a 3rd
grader. I am a high school math teacher and was just surfing and
thought I'd respond. I live in Moulton, AL, married to an engineer,
have 2 daughters ages 8 and 10. They will be going into the 3rd and 5th
grades. I too was interested in theatre. Did a few plays in college at
the Univ. of AL and also some community theatre. My girls are interested
in theatre too, although we haven't auditioned for a part yet. Let me
hear from you. My e-mail address is gqualls@hiwaay.net. Kim P. Q.
A high school math teacher that can't read a paragraph and understand the context. That pretty much says all you'll ever need to know about our public education system..and yes, I am assuming she teaches in a public school. One could read all kinds of rather sick and scary inferences into the fact that she is trying to start up a conversation with a 3rd grader. I won't even go there...
We are 3 PRETTY, SEXY and MYSTERIOUS gals looking for our Prince
Charming whom we love that's ............U ! We luv everything 'bout U.
Your eyes, nose & especially your LIPS ! ...... soooooo ATTRACTIVE
! We wish that you will KISS us 1 by 1.
Luv you forever,
aNa,JaY-jAy,cHeLlE...... BYE!
They forgot to mention their ages....I'm guessing about 12?
Chris-
Hey, I know this isn't really to Chris O'Donnell, but... Chris O'Donnell
is the hottest man that ever walked the face of this earth! You should
be ashamed of yourself; naming your page after Chris. Do you even know
him (well, I don't, but still)? This doesn't have anything to do w/
him. But, still, Chris O'Donnell is a real hottie, and I just wish that
he had met me before he had gotten married, because I'm better than
that one girl, and I would have let her know it!!! Bye!
Julie
(Chris O'Donnell's #1 Fan)
I'm sure Chris' wife thanks God every night that Chris didn't meet Julie first.
Hey! I think it's great that you have your own web site for fans to write you!! I can't wait to see you in Batman and Robin!!
See ya,
Leah Wilds
This came from Kennesaw State University. My brother is a student there. He has vowed to find this girl and introduce himself as Chris O'Donnell's brother.
I realize that you're not THE Chris O'Donnell, but you are a
great actor. You had us believing your little scam for a while. Anyway,
are you as breathtaking as the big time actor? Maybe that marriage
proposal in your e-mail collection was really meant for you.
Congratulations-
we are YOUR #1 fans.
Melanie and Rebecca - jerry@larned.com
WOW! Fan mail actually intended for ME!
hello... my friend lori wanted to write you but she has no email
account so she's using mine and well you know... i'll let her write
you. she seems very anxious. ooooh, and chris, she's nineteen and she's
HOT (by the way). here's lori...
*--- Lori begins here.
Hey Chris. I thought I'd let you know that I'm madly in love with you.
No, really... I'm a great big fan of yours and well, I'd do anything to
see you... or meet you. I loved you in all your movies and I hope I see
you in many more. Please reply back to me by John's email address. I
have to let you know that you're very sexy. Hope to hear from you...
Love,
Lori Roher
Well, they are right about the sexy part :)
I was thinking to myself tonight as I mashed the remote control
between my fingertips to only find maudlin, shallow material in
depthful movie's clothing, Chris O Donnel movies on the university
movie channel. So using the internet as a measuring tool of insanity, I
decided to see how many web pages were devoted to Chris, as you can
divine from this:
1) the # of scary people one should avoid
2) the # of scary people with too much free time
3) the # of scary people who with too much free time and internet access...
Needless to say the more pages found the more frightened I am to walk
alone at nights thinking that all these people actually not only like
Chris O Donnel the actor, that's fine, but have a whole friggin web
site devoted to him?! Yours caught my eye because of the libertarian
tag. I thought hmmm, this is interesting, is Chris O Donnel a
libertarian? That would be unexpected, an actor with a socio-poltical
ideology page, well that's almost kinda...keeno. Now I'm not a
brilliant guy or anything, but it took me all of half a nano second to
figure out that you are Chris O Donnel, but not *Chris ODonnel: Evil
Being and Satan's minion" So what if I'm biased? WHAT KIND OF POST
LABOTOMIZED, -100 SAT SCORE, THINK THE SUN REVOLVES AROUND THE EARTH,
CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY THE LIGHT GOES OFF IN THE FRIDGE, IDIOTS COULD
ACTUALLY VISIT THE SITE AND THEN E-MAIL "CHRIS" TELLING HIM HOW "GREAT"
CIRCLE OF FRIENDS IS?
Sorry for the caps man, it's just
kinda loony, and then to bitch at you afterwards for your sick twisted
plot to spread libertarianism over the internet using "someone else's"
name...whatever. I jsut think it's kinda retarded, I guess no more
retarded than me spending so much time bitching about it myself, but I
just had to laugh. Anyway good luck with your page and have fun with
the fans ;)...
-Kaiser
It's letters like this that make all my hard work worthwhile.
Chris,
I know you probably hear this all the time but you
are my favorite actor or all time! I am a college student at Shorter
College in Rome, Georgia studing theatre. I hope to either become a
high school theatre teacher or a technical director. You probably don't
care and chances are you will never read this but just the thought of
emailing you excites me! If you do read this and would like to give me
some acting tips my email address is: tanyacole@hotmail.com I won't
get my hope up! But hey...it's worth a try!
Bye!
Tanya*
Just the thought of emailing him gets her excited...Wow.
Chris-or whoever you are-
I'm going to be honest. I think
what you are doing-making people think that you're Chris O'Donnell, the
actor-is a pretty psycho thing to do. I honestly don't think you're
worthy of saying you're him. You're a disgrace to him and anyone that
knows him. You make me sick! It's really too bad you don't have much of
a life, because if you did, you wouldn't be tricking innocent people
into thinking that you were actually him. I have NO respect for you at
all!!!!!!!! GET A LIFE!!!!!!!
Hmm, speaking of people who should get a life.
put some things on ripping off people scaring them or bombs in this thing O.K. and I'll tell all of my friends to come here
Be afraid...be very afraid. This wacko sent me another email in which he copied all the html from my web site and sent it to me. Am I supossed to be impressed that he knows how to use the "view source" command in Netscape?
Chris:
I checked out your website--its pretty cool! I'm a
huge fan of yours. I loved (and still love) you in Three
Muskateers--its one of my favorites. My friends and I went to see In
Love and War last night, and it SOLD OUT while we were standing in
line! I'm sure that's a great indication of how the movie is!
Congratulations on your engagement! Your fiancee attends Rollins,right?
I go to school in Tallahassee (FSU), but I'm from Orlando--that's how I
know. Just thought I'd sign in, like you asked, and drop a few lines.
Don't be surprised if I send some of MY favorite quotes--I send one to
all my friends every day! Have a good one!
I have a hard time believing a college student could visit this web site and think the actor put it up. Then again, she does go to FSU....
Dear Chris,
Hi! How are you? We've written you twice but
now we're trying to E-Mail you. We just saw In Love and War, and it was
VERY good!!! We admire you a lot. You're a very talented actor, and
we've seen all you're movies. We hope you get a chance to write us
back!!! Thanks! Oh by the way, you're internet site is really great!
Love,
Chelsea and Lisa
This one came via the U of Florida freenet.
dear cris,
i was surfing the net and thought of you and
your new movie (love and war). my friends and i wanted to go and see
it, but we didn't have transportation. so please send a limo to bryan,
college station. we are the awesome class of double '00 @ t.x. a&m.
well, yes it is a sat. night and we are here with nothing to do because
of no carito. we all say "HOWDY!" hope you do actually write back to us
PERSONALLY. but if you don't we all understand why.
thanks. see ya.
*daphne* and her two wacky friends.
More bored college students....
Dear Chris,
I am a HUGE fan of yours!!!!! I love all of
your movies especially Circle of Friends and Scent of a Woman. I can't
wait to go see your new flick. Please write back to your BIGGEST fan
from Baton Rouge, Louisiana,
Betty
Another one that went to my web site and thought I was the actor.
Will you marry me?
Love, Aime in Denver.
Well, if she had sent a picture....
You are soooo cute!!!!!!!!! To bad you're getting married!!!! :( You could of had me!!!!!!! :)
It's ok I still luv ya!!!!!
Love,
Heather
I wonder if he knows about all the opportunities he is missing out on!
Dear you Chris impersonator:
You are a FREAK!! Here we
are, a couple of bored girls looking for some really fine pix of Chris
O'Donnell--the fabulous actor, and all we get is a bunch of libertarian
bullshit!! Who the hell do you think you are, trying to act like
him--just so you can get people to look at your dopey website.
Moron.
Good bye and now thanks to you, we are pissed.
Amanda and Janell
At least they were bright enough to realize that I'm not the actor.
Hi there Mr. O'Donnell! I recently became a fan of yours when I
saw the movie Scent of a Woman. I have one question: are your eyes
really that blue naturally?? I go to Linfield College in McMinnville,
OR. Some of my friends and I are having a "Chris O'Donnell Movie Fest"
tonight, starring you, of course! Feel free to stop by...
Elaine
In case your wondering....I didn't make it to the party :)
(She followed up with this a little later!)
Hey Jerk!! I just sent an email, and then read your site more
carefully! What a dirty trick! I am Known for being gullible but I
can't believe I fell for this! It was the chrisod in the address that
Made me believe... So what are you doing? Do you wish you were him or
something? Don't you have anything else to do? You said you were glad
you weren't him getting all these emails everyday-are you sure? I would
write some other choice words, but this is my friend's dad's email
account. Save Yourself the effort, and don't bother writing back!:(
Hi Chris,
I am one of your biggest fans. I know you must
hear that all the time. But I really am. My best friends and I just saw
In Love and War on opening night. It was really really good, but it was
so sad. I thought you and Sandra Bullock did a beatiful job acting. But
my 2 favorite movies that you are in would have to be Batman Foever and
Circle of Friends. I like Circle of Friends because I felt like Berny
was me. Infact after the movie was over my best freind told me she felt
the same way. It was a movie that people could relate to. I like to
watch it when I am feeling sappy. Batman was just amazing. It had a
great cast and you looked to hot in that outfit. I can not wait until
Batman and Robin comes out. Well I hope to hear from you soon.
Later
Jennifer
I haven't even seen Circle of Friends.
Hey Chris!!
I'm a huuuuuuuge fan of yours!! (not a
stalker) I just wanted to tell you that before I told you that my name
is Emily Okuma and I think you are a great actor!! I would never think
to utter the word 'spam' unless quoting something from Monty Python. If
you ever feel bored or something like that, just e-mail me at xxxxxxx
or xxxxxx. It would be easier if you sent something by the last e-mail
address. I hope you write! But it won't keep me up nights. (don't
worry. I'm not a pathetic loser waiting for you to send something.)
Emily Okuma
A rather embarrassed Emily actually answered my response...but I apparently deleted it. Unlike some others, she saw the humor in this silliness.