Me: I’d like a Guinness please.
Waitress: Can I see your ID.
Me as I hand over ID: Those two are mine, (pointing at kids) it’s not biologically possible for me to be under 21.
Waitress: OMG! You’re the same age as my mom.
Me: That is not going to help your tip.
This was at The Green Turtle. BTW, the food there is very good, a step above what you would expect at a sports bar. The flat screen in every booth is a nice touch too. We’ll be back.