I’m not sure about the original source of this…it is attributed to Mike Farris. It’s pretty damn funny though. My favorite is Don’t you think your children are being deprived of the thrill of buying school supplies at Wal-Mart when everyone else does?
I guess we are also depriving them of the lesson in socialism when the teacher makes the class put all their supplies into a community bucket. After all, it’s not fair if Johnny has more pencils than Jimmy.