USPS Employee: “The war has been really good for business here”
Me: That’s kind of a morbid side benefit of the war isn’t it?
USPS Employee: Not really – it means the people over there aren’t forgotten.
Me: Ah, good point.
USPS Employee: Do these packages contain any liquids, anything flammable, or anything otherwise hazardous?
Me: They all contain Girl Scout Cookies, which I think are hazardous to your health.
USPS Employee: (Without even pausing or acknowledging my smart ass answer) They can’t be any worse than an MRE.
Heh. Nice to see a sense of humor.
